Текст песни «Weird Al» Yankovic — Canadian Idiot + аккорды для гитары
Вступление Weird Al Yankovic - "Canadian Idiot" From: Straight Outta Linwood Parody of "American Idiot" by Green Day Tabbed By: Joel Polkinghorne http://www.sbjproductions.net INTRO: A D G D A G (x4) VERSE: (no chords) Don't want to be A Canadian idiot. A D G D A G (no chords) Dont want to be some beer swillin' hockey nut. A D G D A G (no chords) and do I look like some frost bitten hosehead ? A D G D A G (no chords) I never learned my alphabet from "A" to "Zed". A D G D A G Chorus: D They all live on donuts and moose meat A and they leave the house without packin' heat E A never even bring their guns to the mall D and you know what else is too funny A their stupid monopoly money E can't take 'em seriously at... A D G D A G A D G D A G Verse 2: (no chords) Well maple syrup and snow's what they export (A D G D A G) (no chords) they treat curling just like it's A real sport (A D G D A G) (no chords) they think their silly accent is so cute (A D G D A G) (no chords) can't understand A thing they're talking aboot (A D G D A G) Chorus: D sure they got their national health care A cheaper meds low crime rates and clean air E A then again well they got celine dion D eat their weight in kraft macaroni A and dream of driving a zamboni E all over saskatchewan A D G D A G A D G D A G A D G D A G BRIDGE: D A E A D A E A (INTRO) Verse: (Chords same as intro) Don't want to be a Canadian idiot Won't figure out the temperature in Celcius Ab C# F# C# Ab F# see the map they're hovering right over us (no chords) tell you the truth it makes me kinda nervous Chorus: D always hear the same kind of story A break their nose and they'll just say sorry E A tell me what kind of freaks are that polite D It's gotta mean they're all up to something A so quick before they see it coming E time for a pre-emptive strike Outro: A D G D A G A D G D A G END: