Текст песни «Weird Al» Yankovic — Dont Wear Those Shoes + аккорды для гитары
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[Intro]
G D G D G D A x4
[Verse 1]
G D G A
I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off all my hair
G D G A Bm
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
G D A Bm
And I'll let you call up folks in Europe you don't even know
G D A
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy
[Chorus 1]
G D G D
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
G D A
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
G D G D
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
G D A G D A
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
G D A
Don't wear those shoes
[Verse 2]
G D G A
It's alright, you can play your Twisted Sister every night
D A G A Bm
I suppose, you can lick the middles out of my Oreos
G D A Bm
Or start laughing while you're drinking milk so it comes out your nose
G D A
And you know that I'd do anything to please you
[Chorus 2]
G D G D
But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
G D A
Oh, honey, please don't wear those shoes
G D G D
You can spit in my face in you're so inclined
G D A G D G D
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those shoes
G D A
Oh, no, don't wear those shoes
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, please don't wear those
[Bridge]
F C G D
Use my razor to shave your legs or eat crackers in bed
F C G
Stomp the poodle 'til it's flat
F C G D
You can even shove a six-inch railroad spike through my head
F C A
I can learn to live with that
[Chorus 3]
G D G D
But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
G D A
Oh, honey, please, don't wear those shoes
G D G D
You can whip me, beat me, rob me blind
G D A
Baby, I don't mind, but please don't wear those
[Instrumental]
G D G D G D A x2
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoes
G D G D
You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
G D A
But baby, please don't wear those shoes
G D G D
You can make me an offer I can't refuse
G D A
But darling, please don't wear those shoes
G D G D
You can play your bongos while I'm trying to snooze
G D A
But honey, please don't wear those shoes
G D G D
You can expose yourself on the six o' clock news
G D A
But please, please don't wear those shoes
[Outro]
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no oh, no, don't wear those shoes
G D G D G D A
I said oh, no, oh, no, oh, no, don't wear those shoe