Текст песни «Weird Al» Yankovic — Perform This Way + аккорды для гитары
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[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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My mama told me when I was hatched
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Act like a superstar
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Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
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And someday you will go far
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Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
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The press follows everywhere I go
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I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
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Back off and enjoy the show!
[Chorus]
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I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
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Well, they can bite me, baby—I perform this way!
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I might be wearing Swiss cheese or may be covered with bees
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It doesn't mean I'm crazy—I perform this way! Form this way
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Ooh, my little monsters pay
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Lots ’cause I perform this way
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Baby, I perform this way. Form this way
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Ooh, don't worry, I'm okay
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Hey, I just perform this way
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I'm not crazy—I perform this way
[Bridge]
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I'll be a troll or evil queen
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I'll be a human jelly bean
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'Cause every day is Halloween
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For me...
[Verse]
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I'm so completely original
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My new look is all the rage
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I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
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And set fire to myself on stage
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I'll wear a porcupine on my head
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On a W-H-I-M (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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And for no reason now I'll sing in French
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Excusez-moi, qui a pété? (Express yourself!)
[Chorus]
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Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
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No, not because I'm crazy—I perform this way!
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I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
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I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way!
[Bridge]
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Don't be offended when you see
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My latest pop monstrosity
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I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
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I'm Frankenstein! I'm Avatar!
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There's nothing too embarrassing
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I'll honestly do anything
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But wear white after Labor Day
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'Cause baby, I perform this way!
[Chorus]
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Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
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Don't call the cops now, baby—I perform this way
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No reason I should regret all the attention I get
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I'm not completely crazy—I perform this way, yeah
[Outro]
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I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
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I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
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I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
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I'm really not insane—I just perform this way-hey