«Weird Al» Yankovic — Perform This Way

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[Intro]
Eb  Db   Ab   Eb

[Verse 1]
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   My mama told me when I was hatched
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Act like a superstar
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   Save your allowance, buy a bubble dress
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And someday you will go far
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Now on red carpets, well, I'm hard to miss
          Ab
The press follows everywhere I go
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   I'll poke your eye out with a dress like this
Ab
Back off and enjoy the show!


[Chorus]
            Eb                         Db
I'm sure my critics will say it's a grotesque display
               Ab                 Eb
Well, they can bite me, baby—I perform this way!
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I might be wearing Swiss cheese or may be covered with bees
           Ab                  Eb
It doesn't mean I'm crazy—I perform this way! Form this way

Eb
Ooh, my little monsters pay
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Lots ’cause I perform this way
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Baby, I perform this way. Form this way
Eb
Ooh, don't worry, I'm okay
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Hey, I just perform this way
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I'm not crazy—I perform this way


[Bridge]
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I'll be a troll or evil queen
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I'll be a human jelly bean
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'Cause every day is Halloween
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For me...

[Verse]
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   I'm so completely original
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My new look is all the rage
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   I'll wrap my small intestines 'round my neck
        Ab
And set fire to myself on stage
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   I'll wear a porcupine on my head
     Ab
On a W-H-I-M (Hey! Hey! Hey!)
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  And for no reason now I'll sing in French
Ab
Excusez-moi, qui a pété? (Express yourself!)


[Chorus]
                Eb                         Db
Got my straight jacket today, it's made of gold lamé
          Ab                   Eb
No, not because I'm crazy—I perform this way!
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I strap prime rib to my feet, cover myself with raw meat
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I'll bet you've never seen a skirt steak worn this way!


[Bridge]
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Don't be offended when you see
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My latest pop monstrosity
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I'm strange, weird, shocking, odd, bizarre
N.C
I'm Frankenstein! I'm Avatar!
          Eb
There's nothing too embarrassing
       Eb
I'll honestly do anything
     Eb
But wear white after Labor Day
N.C
'Cause baby, I perform this way!

[Chorus]
               Eb                        Db
Hope you won't think it's cliché if I go nude today
               Ab                  Eb
Don't call the cops now, baby—I perform this way
          Eb                        Db
No reason I should regret all the attention I get
            Ab                Eb
I'm not completely crazy—I perform this way, yeah


[Outro]
     Eb                      Db
I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
           Ab                 Eb
I'm always deviating from the norm this way-hey
     Eb                      Db
I perform this way-hey, I perform this way-hey
           Ab                   Eb
I'm really not insane—I just perform this way-hey

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