Текст песни «Weird Al» Yankovic — Truck Drivin’ Song + аккорды для гитары
Вступление From the album Running With Scissors (1999) B E B I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck B F# F#7 Pedal to the metal, hope I don't run out of luck B E C#7 Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn B F# B Drivin' a truck with my high heels on B My diesel rig is northward bound E It's time to put that hammer down B F# F#7 Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by B I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel E But it's sure hard to hold the wheel B F# B While I'm still waiting for my nails to dry [F#/A#] G#m E B Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirr'r C#7 F# F#7 and my pink angora sweater fits so tight B I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight E C#7 Well, I sure hope my seams are straight B F# B F# Lord, don't let my mascara run tonight B E B Because I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck B F# F#7 Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck B E C#7 Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn B F# B Drivin' a truck with my high heels on B E B F# F#7 B E C#7 B F# B [F#/A#] G#m E B Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me C#7 F# F#7 and my nipple rings don't bother me too much B But when I hit those big speed bumps E C#7 My darling little rhinestone pumps B F# B F# Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch B E B But still I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a big ol' truck B F# F#7 Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck B E C#7 Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon while B F# B G# I'm drivin' a truck with my high heels on C# F# C# I'm drivin' a truck, drivin' a truck C# G# G#7 Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck C# F# D#7 And I'm late for my appointment down at the hair salon C# tacet G# tacet G# So I'll be drivin' a truck with my high . heels . C# F# C# G# C# on . . . my high heels on! . . . .