Текст песни Arctic Monkeys — Teddy Picker + аккорды для гитары
Вступление
Intro: Gm Gm G Gm
Gm
Despair to the point till they provoke
Gm
The punchline before they have told the joke
Gm
The sheer desperation to be seen
Gm
Staring at the television screen
Gm
Despair to the point where they provoke
Gm
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
Gm
Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist
Gm
It wasn't in the top 100 list
F G
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Gm
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
F G Cm
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
Gm
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
Gm
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Gm
Another variation on a theme
Gm
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Gm
D'you reckon that they Do it for a joke?
Gm
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath?
Gm
That says "we are defenders
Gm Gm
Of any poseur or professional pretender around"
F G
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
Gm
Ah the fist, replaced the kissed-on concern
F G
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Save it for the morning after
Solo: Gm
F G
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder,
Gm
Don't be surprised when you get bent over,
F G Gm
He told ya, that you were gagging for it
F
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
G
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Gm Gm
Already thick and you're getting thicker
F
Lets have a game on the Teddy Picker
G
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Gm Cm
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Gm
Asuming that all things are equal,
Gm G
Who'd want to be men of the people
G Gm
When there's people like you?