Текст песни Bad Lip Reading — Russian Unicorn + аккорды для гитары
Вступление
[INTRO]
Dm Bb C
[VERSE]
Dm
I'ma blast your brains, talking full-on sex
Bb C
I got a porcupine called "Zazoom"
Dm
He leaves his scent on people's graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?)
Bb C
I had a cold one time, then I licked myself
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F
Why don't y'all just float off
C
Now you're useless
Dm F C
I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it
Dm F C
I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny
Dm C
There she go
Bb Am
Now watch me flow
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb C
And hope my roommate don't come home
[VERSE]
Dm
A "Hot Pocket" for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week
Bb C
I wanna shave that mustache and then have gelato
Dm
We're here for too long, we gotta run, ok?
Bb C
And trick those monsters so that they don't shoot my left nut.
[PRE-CHORUS]
Dm F C
I know you ain't a bitch, cuz girl you kill it
Dm F C
I pee-peed in your glove and soon you'll start to smell it
Dm F C
If your body's a secret girl then you about to spill it
Dm F
When I count to three dismount
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
[BRIDGE]
Dm G
I think that I ought to confess
D#
I drink fire water
Dm
But I don't want the keys to your van
G D#
What I need is a rare, vermillion, Ukrainian unicorn
[INSTRUMENTAL]
Dm F G D#
Dm
We can shoot a unicorn
F
Girl, I know you'll like the horn
G
And I'm gonna keep you warm
D#
Till you wake up in the morning
Dm F G G#
(Baby) I know you ain't a bitch oops
Dm
I didn't mean to do that
F G D#
Yeah, I just want to say I should not have ate those cajun rice and beans
Dm C
The guy behind you just soiled his underwear (Sniff, sniff)
Bb
Oh, umm, maybe YOU did it
Am
Hey, that's ok girl!
Dm
Them strawberries look juicy
[CHORUS]
Bb Dm
Oh, the night is young
C G
Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn
Bb
We'll probably do it on the couch
Dm C
While my roomie's out hiking
G Dm
So take if off and bite your tongue
Bb Dm C G
(Oh, oh, oh) And hope my roommate don't come home
Bb Dm
Bite your tongue (oh, oh, oh)
C G
And hope my roommate don't come home
Bb Dm C
I got your Barbie zucchini
Bb
Happy Monsoon Day!
Dm C
And you promised you'd lick it
G
I'm gonna save a mental kitty
I poisoned my dog so he can't keep chasing that baby giraffe