Текст песни Ed Helms — Alan-Town + аккорды для гитары
Вступление G Em D Well were living here in alan-town C D G And he's driven our lives into the ground Em A D When we woke up we were wasted and drunk A Em A D Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk G Em D I was happy and my life was good C D G Getting married like a dentist should Em A D Roasting marshmallows on a stick A D A D I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick G Em D And were living here in alan-town F G C But their taking teddy's finger now Em C G And I'm pretty sure i'm gonna lose my shit D Em D G And shoot alan in the face, and shoot myself