Текст песни Half Man Half Biscuit — It Makes The Room Look Bigger + аккорды для гитары
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(intro) C G (x3) Eb G
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I’ve just finished decorating, it was very irritating
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And I know they’re going to come around tonight and I know they’re gonna say to me tonight:
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“It makes the room look bigger; it makes the room look bigger”.
G
So let’s forget about the open-top bus ride; standing tall on the town hall balcony
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It’s about as likely as hen’s teeth; it’s about as likely as hen’s teeth
D7 G D7 G
And as the light gets dimmer, I watch the chance get slimmer.
C G
But I’m putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
C G
There’s a fella coming round to stick the gas back on
C G
And if truth be told now that Thelma’s gone
D G (instr) G C (x3) D7 G
It makes the room look bigger.
G
I’m drawn towards the souvenir stores; I twirl around the key fob rack
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Well it’s alright for Nicholas and for Neil, yeah well how do you think that makes me feel?
D7 G D7 G
And all the while I can see I’m on the CCTV.
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Elderly lady at the bus stop thinks I’m going to eat her and so to reassure her
C G
I ask her for the time
C G C G
And her sense of relief at my friendly tone reveals itself in her karmic moan:
C G
“You can wait twenty minutes and nothing comes along
C Eb
And then all of a sudden three thugs rob your pension
D7 G
Oh, there’s generally one a twenty-five past
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There’s generally one at twenty-five past
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They come swinging round that corner,
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They think they’re Benny Goodman”.
C G
But I’m putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
C G
There’s a fella coming round to stick the gas back on
C G
And if truth be told now that Thelma’s gone
D G
It makes the room look bigger.
D G C G G C G
Oh tiptoe to the front row of the Korn show with a sub-machine gun.