Текст песни Half Man Half Biscuit — Quality Janitor + аккорды для гитары
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[Intro]
G C D (x12)
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Get on my fun bus, I’ll take you all for a ride
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I’ll tell you about the Cuban’s eight-foot stride
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Punch me harder, I didn’t feel a thing
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All the kids appreciate the joy I bring.
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I’m always happy
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Ever so happy
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There’s no-one more happy
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I’m a comedy grandad.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x4)
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Same old Northerner, always got nothing to say
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All the same I think I’ll say it anyway
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Witness these overalls, these navy-blue overalls.
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I’m never happy
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Never been happy
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It’s not in my contract
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I’ve got two big keys and they’re both dead big
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I’m a quality janitor.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x8)
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Just after dusk I swing from the wrought iron gates
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And remember the five o’clock tea-time smell of the estate.
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I’m always running
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All knees and elbows
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Got a stick with a spike on
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Cartoon ducks laugh at me.
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I’m a comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore,
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A comedy parkie and nobody loves me anymore.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x8)
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Nobody loves me anymore
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Nobody loves me anymore
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I’m the man who put Nick Straker on the floor
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But nobody loves me anymore.
[Instrumental]
G C D (x20) G