Текст песни Half Man Half Biscuit — Thems The Vagaries + аккорды для гитары
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You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently
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Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again.
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Say, hello spinal curvature get used to the mirthless furniture
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Now we've kissed I've written this list I thought you ought to know.
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Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
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Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries.
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Well I'll not sit backwards on the train
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I can't say I'll always flush the chain
D A E
And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests.
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Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory
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Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all.
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Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid
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Marajuana bores must be destroyed.
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Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes not so octopus
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Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there.
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No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent
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It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band.
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Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
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Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries.
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Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot
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Sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot
D A E
You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?"
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Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries
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Them's the aviaries and I've been saving these things just for you
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For you, for you, for you.