Текст песни Misc Television — Dirty Job — Theme Song + аккорды для гитары
Вступление Note: Music starts 0:32 If you want to use no capo, use transpose button +3. [Intro] E A E A D D7 E A [Verse 1] A D A Now everyone who's got a job has got his dues to pay, A E Working for a paycheck and getting through the day, A D D7 But if you're for it or otherwise, inclined to be a slob, E A Grab some boots, ditch that suit and find yourself a dirty job. [Verse 2] A D A Fight a fire, tread a tire or ride a garbage truck, A E Save a seal or make some meal or manage miles of muck, A D D7 misbehave inside a cave with 40 million bats, E A Find some friendly roaches in a sewer filled with rats. [Chorus] D A Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around, E E7 Down the street or up the stairs or even underground, A D You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob, E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. [Interlude] E A E A [Verse 3] A D Smelly loads and house commodes all need to be addressed, A E E7 Chimney sweeps and chicks to feed can make an awful mess, A D D7 Wrangle herds of cranky birds that bite and kick and stomp, E A Mine for gold or dig a hole or navigate a swamp. [Verse 4] A D A Dig for clams or handle hams or work with stinging bees, A E E7 Clean a dump or lift a pump or labor out at sea, A D D7 Ride a rig or chase a pig or find vomit from an owl, E A Change your course, or shoe a horse or reach inside a cow. [Chorus] D A Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around, E E7 Down the street or up the stairs or even underground, A D You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob, E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. [Interlude] E A E A [Verse 5] A D A Cleaning skulls or collecting balls or working down a drain, A E E7 Killing bugs or pickin spuds or separating grain, A D D7 Sweating, toil or drill for oil or tear apart a float, E A Pull a teet, or chip concrete or shave an orn'ry goat. [Verse 6] A D A Pound a nail, replace a rail or disembowel a fish, A E Tackle grime, grow some slime inside a pitri dish, A D D7 Tar a roof, clean a hoof or handle poison toads, E A Brew some beer or drag a deer across a busy road. [Chorus] D A Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around, E E7 Down the street or up the stairs or even underground, A D You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob, E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. [Interlude] E A E A [Verse 7] A D A Now dirty jobs don't guarantee a great big pile of loot, A E There ain't no perks or fancy cars or going on Paris shoots, A D D7 The pension plan as also ran the pay is far from rich, E A A dirty job will keep you far from office politics. [Verse 8] A D So, don't be scared, or unprepared to tackle something wrank, A E Pick up gum or have some fun inside a septic tank, A D D7 Don't begrudge a little sludge or working in a pit, E A But always ask to wear your mask when cleaning pidgeon sh*& (ee-you). [Chorus] D A Dirty jobs there everywhere just take a look around, E E7 Down the street or up the stairs or even underground, A D You don't need to borrow, babe and you don't need to rob, E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job. [Outro] E A All you got to do is get yourself a dirty job.