Текст песни Wally Pleasant — Stupid Day Job + аккорды для гитары
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[Intro]
G D Em C (x2)
[Verse 1]
G D
Well i wake up in the morning and i crawl outta bed
Em C
and i feel just like the living dead
G D Em C
its time to start another day and as usual im running late
G D
so my mind starts going a hundred miles an hour
Em C
dont even have time enough to take a shower
G D
when i get in my car it feels like im barely alive
Em C
ten minutes later i arrive
[Chorus]
G D
At my stupid day job
Em C
stupid day job
G D
my stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
Em C
stupid stupid stupid stupid day job
[Verse 2]
G D
Well i drink three cups of coffee for that extra kick
Em C
but i still feel crappy i should have called in sick
G D
my boss says im late for a meeting at ten
Em C
looks like i'll be written up again
G D
oh well its just another day another dollar
Em C
another nail in the coffin another reason to feel smaller
G D
sometimes i just wish i could drive off far away
Em C
but my lack of financial security means ill have to stay
[Chorus]
G D
At my stupid day job
Em C
stupid day job
G D
my stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
Em C
stupid stupid stupid stupid day job
[Verse 3]
G D Em C G
Now i think its time everyone with a stupid day job unite against the forces that try to control us
D Em C
yes every papercut riddin file clerk every greasy smelling burger flipper
G D Em C
every short changing cashier it's time to unite
G D
i'll start a stupid day jobs union
Em C
and we can go on strike outside every retail establishment
G D Em C
and fast food hell hole in the world fight the power
G
and our platform will stand for dignity
D Em C
higher wages and no more polyester uniforms
G D
and i could be the spokesman for the under employed
Em C
i'd be like the Jimmy Hoffa of the janitors
G D
or the Ghandi of the gas station attendents
Em C G
but some people won't agree with my ideas so they'll kill me
D Em
and then i could be a martyr for the stupid day jobs movement
C G D Em C
yeah that'd be pretty cool i think
G D Em C
now i wrote all that stuff about the stupid day jobs union while i was on my lunch break
G D Em
but i couldn't write anymore 'cause i had to get back to work
C G D Em
so let's just pretend that i ended that part of the story with lyrics that were so inspiring
C G D Em C
that they changed all your lives forever
G D Em C
are you done pretending ok
[Interlude]
G D Em C
Now its after lunch and im making copies while im day dreaming about my vacation
G D Em C
i see myself lounging on the beach in an exotic location
G D
suddenly my tie gets caught in the copy machine
Em C
right in the middle of duplication
G D
and as i lie there chocking to death
Em C
all i can think about is workmans compensation
G D Em C
but the the office manager comes by cuts my tie saving me from suffocation
G D Em C
he looks at me like im a jerk and says get back to work and i feel so much frustration
[Chorus]
G D
At my stupid day job
Em C
stupid day job
G D
my stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid
Em C
stupid stupid stupid stupid day job
[Verse 4]
G D
Well im working for my family and im working for God
Em C
im working so people won't say im a lazy slob
G D
im working to put food on the table and
Em C
im working so that i can say i looked up that union label
G D
im working so that i can buy stuff that i don't need and
Em C
im working because nobody will pay me to watch tv
G D Em C
now basically i feel so traumatized about my stupid day job
G D Em C
that i'm going to start trying to start singing like Morrissey now
[Outro]
G D Em C G D
Stupid day job stupid day job stupid day job stupid day
Em C
job stupid day job
G
Sucks to be a tortured artist